Standing at a bus stop one day a woman sees a young boy lighting a cigarette. She approaches the boy and asks him: "Aren't you a little young to be smoking,how old are you?" "8 years old." Answers the boy. "8? And how long have you been smoking?" she asked. "Oh, I started right after i made love for the first time." the boy said. "MADE LOVE? And when, may I ask, was that?" the woman continued. The boy thought for a moment and replied: "I can't remember, I was drunk!"