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Smartest dog ever

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by FL Airedale, May 27, 2012.

  1. FL Airedale

    FL Airedale Dog Breath

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    I refer to Lassie. Every week Timmy would get in some kind of trouble and Lassie would have to fetch the adults to get him out of it.

    I saw an episode where something was raiding the chicken coops. Timmy decided to go after the offender. Lassie, having super dog senses, knew it was a wolverine and kept trying to keep Timmy at home. That's pretty smart.

    That failing, Lassie goes to get the dad.

    In the meantime, Timmy locates the wolverine in a tree and throws rocks at it. No doubt, Lassie's IQ is much higher than Timmy's.

    The dad grabs a rifle and follows Lassie. Dad was no fool either.

    Just as Dad arrives at Timmy's location, the wolverine decides Timmy would make a good meal and comes down from the tree. Timmy is directly between Dad and the wolverine so Dad can't shoot.

    The scene switches back and forth between the wolverine charging and Lassie running to Timmy's aid.

    Since no collie is going to whip a full grown wolverine, I'm thinking how stupid this is going to be when Lassie does exactly that.

    The scene shows Lassie leaping into the air and the the wolverine making a similar leap. You expect them to meet in mid-air.

    Lassie doesn't jump on the wolverine but on Timmy instead. Timmy is knocked to the ground, giving Dad a clear shot. Dad shoots the wolverine dead.

    Lassie is the smartest dog EVER! :rofl:
     
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  2. KennyFSU

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    If it wasn't for Lassie, Timmy would've been a good candidate for the Darwin award.


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  3. Drain You

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    Lassie was really a boy. There, think about that for a bit.
     
  4. FL Airedale

    FL Airedale Dog Breath

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    Collie's don't live as long as humans. I imagine that Lassie got old and died. Timmy would have been killed in the following week episode. :supergrin:
     
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    It's like standing next to someone ugly to make yourself more attractive.

    It's not so much that lassie was smart, it's that timmy was really stupid.
     
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    What is it Lassie? Is Timmy stuck in a Well again? Boy, that kid will never learn will he.

    Let's make this a two part episode and we will see what happens next week. :whistling:
     
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    Jay9928 I laugh at liberals.

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    Lou the Beagle. He really talks !

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    If Lassie was really smart, she would have grabbed the rifle herself and shot the wolverine.
     
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    Or maybe Timmy is the stupidest boy ever, so even a dog looks smart in comparison. :wavey:
     
  10. JuneyBooney

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    I agree. Lassie was the smartest dog ever. :supergrin:
     
  11. KennyFSU

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    Lassie also beat Timmy at Chess numerous times.


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    If Lassie had been born with thumbs we would have never heard of Chuck Norris.
     
  14. FL Airedale

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    Lassie also did Timmy's homework.

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