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Smart Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 22, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend Mike
    joined him. "Women, they think they're so smart," he
    said with a sly smile, going on to explain that he'd
    eavesdropped on a phone conversation between his fiancé,
    Lynn, and her best friend, Amy "She said, 'Bill doesn't
    know it yet, but the only time I'm putting out is when
    I want to get pregnant."

    At this, Bill doubled over with laughter, and Mike looked
    at his friend with some consternation, "I'd be mad as a
    hell! Why aren't you?" he asked.

    "Why get mad?" answered Bill. "She'll never know I've already had a vasectomy!"