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Small talk

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 6, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Two hunters were in a lodge, making small talk.
    One of them asked the other, "So, what do you hunt?"

    He answered, "I hunt unicorns."

    The first hunter was startled, but said, "Really? How do
    you do that?"

    The other answered "I find a virgin and hire her to help me.
    The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to
    her. When it does, it sets off a snare."

    The first hunter said "Boy, they must be hard to find. I've
    heard of them, but I've never seen one."

    The second hunter said "Yeah, and there aren't many unicorns
    around, either!"