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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 6, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But a new expressway bypass meant an alarming increase in traffic. In fact, it was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three a day.
    So he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
    So the next day the sheriff went out and put up a sign that read "SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING"
    Three days later the farmer called again and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The School Crossing sign seems to make them go faster."
    So, again, the sheriff went out and put up a new sign "SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY"
    No good. So the farmer calls again...and again, everyday for three weeks, but the sheriff just doesn't have time to put up signs every week. Finally, the telephone calls stop and the sheriff becomes very curious.
    So he drives out to the farmer's house, and there on the edge of the road he sees a new sign. It's a whole sheet of plywood. And written in large yellow letters are the words "SLOW: NUDIST COLONY"
  2. Wmarden


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    Aug 23, 2002
    Well there would be chicks without clothes on there.