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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by potshot, Jan 18, 2004.

  1. potshot

    potshot

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    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business."
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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    At a Proctologist's door
    "To expedite your visit please back in."
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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    Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
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    In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
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    At an Optometrist's Office
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place"
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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
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    In my Podiatrist, Larry Sturm's, office:
    "Time wounds all heels"
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    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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    At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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    At a Propane Filling Station,
    "Thank heaven for little grills."
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    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak."
     
  2. trruuck

    trruuck www.odmp.org

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    Found this inside a Antique Store
    "I Break, I Cry. You Break, You Buy!"
     

  3. Sparticus

    Sparticus Millennium Member

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    Sign at the Radiator Shop:
    "Best place in town to take a leak"
     
  4. colt1911a1

    colt1911a1

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    On an ice cream truck in the UK,
    "Often licked, never beaten"