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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by bmorge, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. bmorge

    bmorge

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    According to a recent poll, guys with messy sock drawers have sex three times more per month than those who organize their socks. I never knew there was such a direct connection between socks and sex. Maybe soon, schools will be offering courses in socks education.

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    Why would one organize their socks, anyway?
     

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    What do you mean "why would anyone organize their socks?"? There are plenty of reasons. For instance, you can.....uh.....never mind.
     
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    IT'S CALLED...SOX APPEAL!;f ;f ;f
     
  5. Nephilim

    Nephilim Baby Face Off Lifetime Member

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    You know as strange as this is... I thought about this for a second. I never even take the time to put my socks together in matching pairs, I just dump them in the drawer... annnnnnnnd... I have a really healthy and satisfying sex life. I question the correlatory value of this discovery. Perhaps the overlying issue is that people with type B personalities are more sexually satisfied than people with type A personalities. Who knows =)
     
  6. bmorge

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    I must concur, those who are anal-retentive enough to work on their sock drawer are probably lacking in other ares including the aforementioned.
     
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    PEOPLE HAVE DRAWERS JUST FOR SOCKS??!!!???!!!;a
     
  8. DesertEagle

    DesertEagle OH HELL MY HEAD CLM

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    I don't use a drawer for socks. I leave em in the basket...

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