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Sleeping At Your Desk?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Sep 27, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:


    "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
    management course you sent me to."

    "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

    "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
    envisioning a new paradigm!"

    "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

    Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you
    learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

    "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
    stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

    "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
    our biggest problem."

    "The coffee machine is broken...."
    or
    "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

    "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

    "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

    "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
     
  2. forthehalibut

    forthehalibut

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    "In Jesus' name, Amen."
     

  3. David_G17

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    preceeded by "and bless my boss and all of his hard work..."
     
  4. vafish

    vafish

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    Just don't be like the CAD operator in my office.

    He fell asleep at his desk while holding a sharpened #2 pencil with the point up. Impaled his right eye on the pencil.
     
  5. MattsNuked

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    He doesn't sound too sharp!!;i
     
  6. vafish

    vafish

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    Well let's just say he doesn't look at his job quite the same way as before the accident.