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Sleeping At Work...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 21, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Sleeping At Work...

    Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work...

    They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

    This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

    I was working smarter - not harder.

    Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.

    I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

    This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

    I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

    I'm in the management training program.

    I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

    This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

    I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

    Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

    The coffee machine is broken....

    Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

    Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.

    Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!

    I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.
     
  2. Medpilot 2

    Medpilot 2 Smkumifyagotum

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    Damn! If only I would have read that a few years ago. ;a ;z
     

  3. Timidor

    Timidor EEEEEEVIL

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    Don't forget the classic

    "Amen. Now what were you talking about?"