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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 5, 2004.

  1. okie

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    The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

    "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

    "Yes, they help me sleep at night."

    "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

    She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, know that, but every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.