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Sister Susan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 7, 2007.

  1. okie

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    A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was
    gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we Sister Susan?", he
    asked.

    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.


    A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight.
    "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?", he asked again.

    "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas." She replied again.

    A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage in
    the convent.

    He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said -
    "What a cute little fart!"