Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastary of silence.....

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,
    "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you
    like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

    Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest
    said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may
    speak two words."

    Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

    "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

    After another 5 years, the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine. "You may say
    another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."

    "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the
    food would be better in the future.

    On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister
    Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today.

    "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

    "It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but ***** since
    you got here."