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Sister Mary Catherine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Aug 9, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Sister Mary Catherine entered the Monastery of silence. The

    Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are

    welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak

    until I direct you to do so."



    "Sister Mary Catherine lived in the monastery for five

    years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Catherine, you

    have been here for five years. You may speak two words."



    Sister Mary Catherine said, "Hard bed."



    "I am sorry to hear that," the Priest said, we will get you

    a better bed."



    After another five years, the Priest called Sister Mary

    Catherine. "You may say another two words, "Cold food," said Sister

    Mary Catherine, and the Priest

    assured her that the food would be better in the future.



    On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again

    called Sister Mary Catherine into his office. "You may say

    two words today."



    "I quit," said Sister Mary Catherine.



    "It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing

    but ***** since you got here."