Sister Margaret

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 6, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.
    She immediately called Saint Peter and said,

    "This is Sister Margaret. There's been a terrible mistake!"

    She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he'd get right on
    it. The next day the nun didn't hear from Saint Peter so she called him
    again. "Please set this error straight before tomorrow," she begged.

    "There's an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone *must* attend!"

    "Of course, Sister," he said. "I'll get you out of there right away."

    Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning
    Saint Peter received another phone call from hell. He picked up
    the receiver with tribulations of his heart and started to listen.

    He heard the following, "Hey, Pete, this is Maggie. Never mind!"