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Signs Your Grandparents Are Sexually Active

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Feb 23, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    8. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.

    7. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.

    6. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."

    5. Granny found cuffed to her walker.

    4. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.

    3. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.

    2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.

    1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggy style."
     
  2. pt945

    pt945 GLOCK 17

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    sick man very sick.... however kinda like a car crach i kept reading;g
     

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    LMAO! Great! ;i