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Signs Found In Kitchens

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 25, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is
    delirious.

    2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the
    impression he just cleaned the whole house.

    4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

    5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

    7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
    never cease to be amused.

    8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

    9. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

    10. Housework done properly can kill you.

    11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and
    gone on to lead normal lives.

    12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
     
  2. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    If ignorance is bliss, this place must be Nirvana.
     

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    okie GT Mayor

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    Menu for today. Choice of 2. Take it, or leave it;f
     
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    If a**holes could fly, this place would be a airport.
     
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    Bannack

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    Food is ready when the smoke alarm goes off
     
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    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    If a b1tching crew is a happy crew, you must be orgasmic.