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Signed up for some kind of stupid donkey rodeo.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gonetodarkside, Apr 14, 2013.

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  1. Gonetodarkside

    Gonetodarkside owl protector

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    You know you want to catch.
     
  2. Gonetodarkside

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    So do you.
     

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    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    I think the best thing you could do to prepare (besides thoroughly oiling up) is to practice bending over, touching your toes, and spelling the word "run" as loudly as possible.
     
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    I appreciate your expert advice...

    tell me, is it best to wear a wig or does the donkey not care?


    Based on your level of experience of course.
     
  5. NH Trucker

    NH Trucker Needs coffee...

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    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZqjKXPdFHA"]Man Vs Donkey - Video - YouTube[/ame]










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    If he didn't want some... why was his pants down?!
     
  7. countrygun

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    That' MY ex-wife, your sister,. can't you keep it straight?

    To the OP

    Just remember the donkey is more experienced. let him lead.
     
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    According to persons in your immediate family, it doesn't matter.


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    Lookin' for love in all the wrong places....
    Lookin' for love in donkey faces....



    I don't know how OP started this or where it might, he's gonna turn to a donkey just like a friend.....
     
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    I don't think its face is where he's gonna find love....
     
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    keep it coming guys...


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    After Friday, you'll never say that again... :whistling:












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    my GOD!!!


    what have I got myself into????


    I am gonna try and upload a video for you deviant bastiges. :rofl:
     
  16. countrygun

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    Sounds like a "Spray and Bray" operation
     
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  17. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    you have to really wonder which is the jack-ass in those shows....LOL.
     
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    lmfao


    I bet you guys are jealous.
     
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    I've heard of hair pulling, but tail pulling....


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