Got off a 14 last night (and then PT), came home with a bum knee (full contact soccer), set three (3!) alarm clocks for 0400 to make very sure I was awake and there for a 0645 commander's call and "fun run". Took one little advil for the knee. I wake up at 0400, turn off all three alarms, sit up, I think I even stood up. Next thing I know it's 0718 and i scream "@#)(*!!!!" and dive into my BDUs and scream off to base, to get there in time for the end of the fun run. LOC at the least. Absolutely no sympathy from my "I'm perfect" SSgt, but at least I have some solace in that approximately half the flight appears not to have shown up either (I, at least, got there in the end).