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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Hung Chow called into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
    You got NICE house."
     
  2. P3ngu1n67

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    Has to be one of the best jokes I have heard in a LONG time.



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  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Okie,

    I actually laughed out loud.

    Thanks dood!

    Koski