Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 16, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man returns from vacation and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the Hospital to undergo a barrage of tests.
    After the tests, he wakes up in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.
    "This is your doctor. We got the results back from your tests and we discovered that you have a very nasty virus that is extremely contagious!"
    "Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
    "Well, we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread."
    "Will that cure me?" asked the man.
    The doctor replied, "Well no,'s the only food we can get under the door."