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should've went home

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday,
    so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
    partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
    When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he
    was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for
    nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

    Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him,
    "How would you like it if you didn't
    see me for two or three days?"

    He replied, "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
    Tuesday and Wednesday came and went
    with the same results.






    But on Thursday, the swelling went down
    just enough where he could see her a little
    out of the corner of his right eye.