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Should children witness childbirth?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jan 1, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    >Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.
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    >The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year old
    >girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
    >deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as
    >she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while
    >Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him
    >on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for
    >her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had
    >just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded,
    >"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."