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Shoplifter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 8, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

    The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"