Shooting incident

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  1. David Z

    David Z Carpe Mundus! Millennium Member

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    Billy, the accomplished Steel Challenge shooter and Glock enthusiast, was awakened in the middle of the night by a prowler in his house. So Billy straps on his trusty pistol and heads downstairs to confront the intruder:
    "Freeze!" says Billy.
    The burglar whirls around, and Billy sees that he has a gun in his hand. Billy opens fire:
    Bang-bang! Bang!
    The intruder falls to the floor, but Billy continues shooting:
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang... slidelock!
    Billy reloads his G17, and keeps shooting:
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang... slidelock again!
    Billy slaps in another magazine lickety-split, and keeps shooting:
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang!
    Bang... slide lock!
    Billy is now completely out of ammo, so he runs back upstairs and calls the police. They show up and Billy explains what happened.
    "Well, it looks like a clear-cut case of self defense... but why did you shoot him so many times?" asks the cop.
    Billy explains:
    "He never went 'Ding'!"
     
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