Shooting advice

Discussion in 'GSSF' started by Bones507, Feb 23, 2010.

  1. Bones507


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    Oct 3, 2007
    I wasnt sure which forum to put this in and if its been posted before, i apologize. It just seemed good and humorous at the same time so i wanted to share it.

    Shooting Advice

    Here are a few of observation on tactics, firearms, self defense and
    life as we know it in the "civilized" world.

    "The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win and cheat if

    Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way.

    Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed
    with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's
    going to be empty.

    If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin', you
    should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off
    and put it on a stick.

    When you reload in low light encounters, don't put your flashlight in your
    back pocket. If you light yourself up, you'll look like an angel or the
    tooth fairy . . . and you're gonna be one of 'em pretty soon.

    Do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something.

    Shoot what's available, as long as it's available, until something else
    becomes available.

    If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If
    you have a gun, what in the hell do you have to be paranoid over.

    Don't shoot fast, unless you also shoot good.

    You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or use any other word you think will work, but
    I've found that a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much
    the universal language.

    You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live
    depends on how well you do it.

    You cannot save the planet but you may be able to save yourself and your

    More Excellent Gun Wisdom

    The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
    The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important
    than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just
    kill you.

    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

    I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

    When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

    A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter
    recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do
    you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46..'

    An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his
    wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?' 'No ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle.'

    Beware of the man who only has one gun, because he probably knows how to use
    it very well.

    "The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but
    because he loves what is behind him." G. K. Chesterton

    A people that values its privileges above its principles will soon lose

    "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not" -
    Thomas Jefferson
  2. ronin.45


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    Apr 24, 2008
    Some good humor and some good wisdom.

    Thanks for posting.