Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes,
    size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir,
    you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half."

    "Just bring me a size eight!" the man replies.

    The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet into them
    and stands up in obvious pain. He turns to the salesman and says,
    "I've lost my house to the I.R.S., I live with my mother-in-law,
    my daughter ran off with my best friend, my business has filed
    Chapter 7, and my son just told me he was gay. The only pleasure
    I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes off."