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Shipwreck!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JackC53, Oct 20, 2006.

  1. JackC53

    JackC53 Learn About Deep State Millennium Member

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    A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep
    and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized
    that they were stranded on a deserted island.

    After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two

    animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

    One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
    cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
    romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to
    the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
    until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
    together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

    The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

    That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach
    ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
    and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to
    get "those feelings" again..

    He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
    leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear...

    "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
    jAK-47:rofl:
     
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    I don't care who you are that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

  3. JackC53

    JackC53 Learn About Deep State Millennium Member

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    I don't care who you are that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Who is it you think I am?:supergrin: