After years of hard work, an ambitious yuppie books himself on a Caribbean cruise. He has the time of his life until the boat sinks and he ends up on a desert island. A month later the man looks out to sea and sees a gorgeous woman rowing to shore. He asks her where she's come from. "I was shipwrecked last year," she says. "I've been stranded on the other side of the island." "Where did you get the rowboat?" "I made it out of gum trees and palm branches," she replies. "But you had no tools!" he says. "I used volcanic rocks to whittle the wood, and eucalyptus jelly as glue." The woman takes the man to the other side of the island and leads him into an elaborate bungalow with ceiling fans and furniture she made out of vines. The man can't believe his eyes. They sit down, and she smiles at him. "Now, tell me," she says, looking deep into his eyes. "Is there something you've been desiring while you've been alone? You know..." "Do you mean," he whispers, "I can check my E-mail from here!?!"