Sheriff Dave The local County Commissioners were looking for a Sheriff, so David - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the County Commissioner drawled, "David, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The County Commissioner thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that David supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now David, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" David looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, David wandered over to the Winnett Bar where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. David was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"