She likes to party

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by HalfHazzard, Sep 11, 2015.

  1. HalfHazzard

    HalfHazzard Señor Member

    Messages:
    8,191
    Likes Received:
    5,302
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Location:
    CertifiedFunds Pool House
  2. 2bgop

    2bgop

    Messages:
    10,523
    Likes Received:
    5,292
    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2006
    Location:
    In the SEC
    I haven't had enough booze in my entire life to make her look good.
     
    SJ 40 likes this.

  3. Bruce M

    Bruce M

    Messages:
    59,816
    Likes Received:
    50,842
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2010
    Location:
    S FL
    It may just be me, but I think this may be one of those times when the fairly high point on crazy scale just does not intersect all that high on the hot scale.
     
    huskerbuttons likes this.
  4. OldSchool64

    OldSchool64

    Messages:
    14,313
    Likes Received:
    16,968
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2010
    Superman should be able to do better.

    No doubt that he's an impostor.
     
    TX OMFS likes this.
  5. OldSchool64

    OldSchool64

    Messages:
    14,313
    Likes Received:
    16,968
    Joined:
    Sep 5, 2010
    He's searching for a happy medium?

    :faint:



    ETA: Someone will be along to say "In all the wrong places and in all the wrong ways"
     
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2015
  6. SJ 40

    SJ 40 Deplorable,Clinger

    Messages:
    16,041
    Likes Received:
    7,699
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2011
    Location:
    In The Green Mountains
    What a honey ... SJ 40
     
  7. janice6

    janice6

    Messages:
    45,281
    Likes Received:
    56,796
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2006
    Location:
    minnesota
    When asked if she would do this again, she said no. Her boyfriend said he didn't know.........Of course he wouldn't, he is passed out then, how would he know...........:outtahere:
     
  8. Bruce M

    Bruce M

    Messages:
    59,816
    Likes Received:
    50,842
    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2010
    Location:
    S FL
    I could also easily see how the Evinrude might not crank up around her while conscious, so she may need to wait until he has passed out.
     
    Last edited: Sep 12, 2015
  9. Cubdriver

    Cubdriver

    Messages:
    6,950
    Likes Received:
    12,994
    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2005
    Location:
    Southeastern Litchfield County, CT
    She's 36? :wow: :ack: Drugs are bad, okay kids? Observe and learn.

    -Pat
     
  10. Smokin45

    Smokin45

    Messages:
    500
    Likes Received:
    69
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2012
    Location:
    Dirty Duval, FL
    Holy smokes I wouldn't touch that Swamp Donkey with Michelle Obama's dick
     
    huskerbuttons and Brimstone_ like this.
  11. tattooo

    tattooo

    Messages:
    1,121
    Likes Received:
    451
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2015
    I'd be passed out to if she wanted to sleep with me
     
    Joshhtn likes this.
  12. callelk

    callelk

    Messages:
    1,396
    Likes Received:
    985
    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Location:
    Idaho
    They have never or will ever make that much so you are safe.
     
  13. Sniffler

    Sniffler Ooo baby

    Messages:
    12,675
    Likes Received:
    54,370
    Joined:
    May 15, 2013
    Location:
    Western North Carolina
  14. DWARREN123

    DWARREN123 Grumpy Old Guy

    Messages:
    11,770
    Likes Received:
    7,987
    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2008
    Location:
    Clarksville, Tn.
    Yep, alcohol would definitely need to be involved to have sex with that one.
    I do not drink so I am safe!
     
  15. KWalrad

    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

    Messages:
    11,514
    Likes Received:
    33,267
    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2014
    Location:
    Dallas, Texas
    Yeah, she's hideous, but she's still a better option than Hildebeast.
     
  16. huskerbuttons

    huskerbuttons

    Messages:
    10,620
    Likes Received:
    29,619
    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2008
    Location:
    SW Ohio
    I would rather slam my dick in a car door.
     
    Smokin45 likes this.
  17. HalfHazzard

    HalfHazzard Señor Member

    Messages:
    8,191
    Likes Received:
    5,302
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Location:
    CertifiedFunds Pool House
    At least doing that would stop hurting eventually!
     
  18. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

    Messages:
    65,111
    Likes Received:
    27,017
    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2000
    Location:
    Tejas, US
    Damn, I'd hit that...with a big ass rock on the head!!!
     
  19. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

    Messages:
    27,648
    Likes Received:
    22,465
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2001
    Location:
    outer rim
  20. M&P15T

    M&P15T All Hail King Kona

    Messages:
    28,131
    Likes Received:
    14,667
    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Location:
    Arlington, VA.
    Jesus H. Christo, warn a brother!!!!!

    There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to un-do seeing that!!!