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Sexist Poems

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ElKafir, Apr 19, 2006.

  1. ElKafir

    ElKafir LIB TERMINATOR

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    IN YOUR FACE
    FEMALE POEM
    I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long
    One who thinks before he speaks
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I want him to be gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash, he not be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
    And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I want this man to love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MALE POEM
    I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
    with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store
    and a bass boat.
    I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $hite.