Sex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Sep 26, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

    "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for?"

    "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday,and TWO for Sunday." WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

    With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
    January,one for February, one for March........"
     
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  3. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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    thats great!!!!!! and true!!!!!!!!!;f ;f ;c ;c
     
  4. GlocksRock

    GlocksRock No California

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    Thanks for the warning, I guess I won't get married now.
     
  5. Egyas

    Egyas Troll Hater

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    I've been married for 1 1/2 years now, and I have to say... Once that ring goes on, the amount of sex you get WILL decrease. We were together for 2 years before we got married, and it was two of the best years (sexually) of my life.

    Once married, the frequency decreased almost overnight. While it's not 12 times a year :), it is less often than it was before.


    WARNING to all men considering marrage! lol
     
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    Not me, we are having more sex now in our 3rd year than ever!
     
  7. Alex_Knight

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    Holy Crap ! ! ! !

    That's way too funny ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
     
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