Sex Laws You Should Know About

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Sep 12, 2002.

  1. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
    the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animalis punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)


    2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
    but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)


    3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
    also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be
    covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)


    4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)


    5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the
    countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
    of having sex for the first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is
    expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a
    minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
    close to this?)


    6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
    adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
    husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)


    7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
    tropical fish stores. (But of course!)


    8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
    the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
    the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)


    9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
    woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem, that they had to pass this law?)


    10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
    with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
    machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
    consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ...
    Not as great as Guam, though!!)
  2. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Colluder in Cahoots
    "(A brick??)"

    Yes, to conceal the stiff.