A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store > in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices > a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money >Back > Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). > > The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and > whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." > The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions > carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way > home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes > out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it > says > to do: > > 1. Take a shower. > 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. > 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. > 4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there". > > She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, > nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at > this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom > of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, > please call the pet store."So, the girl calls the pet store. The man > says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." > > Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl > welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the > instructions and the damn thing just sits there."The man, looking very > concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and > sternly says: > > "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more >time!"