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Sex drive is too high.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 5, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, "So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?"

    "Yes, Doc," the old man slowly responded. "My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered."

    This took the doctor quite by surprise. "You're 84 years old, and you're in fine health for a man of your age, and I know men half your age who would kill for a problem like that. So, why are you complaining?

    "Well," the old man said, "I see all these sexy nurses at the home, and when I go for a walk, I see all these cute honeys all around, so that's why I'm here, Doc. I want my sex drive lowered."

    Still confused, the doctor said, "I would think that at your age, you wouldn't complain about a high sex drive."

    "Doc," the old man said, "You don't understand. I need my sex drive lowered from here," pointing to his head, "to here," pointing to between his legs.