Sex at old age.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Kozel, Jan 17, 2010.

  1. Kozel

    Kozel

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    Warning to ya all old farts Viagra users.

    My step-father is in the hospital. In and out of consciousness. He said that it is so peaceful on the other side.

    He had a stroke while having you know what. He is barely 60! He did not even need Viagra yet!

    He had an operation. Looks like he is going to make it. No more sex for him.

    Sorry to sound so heartless. Just trying to put a humorous spin on kind of difficult situation. Leave all that screwing for the younger folks, read your magazine or something less stressful instead.
     
  2. Eyescream

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    Good on your stepfather. I can think of much worse ways to go out.
     

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    Yeah, but what a great way to go.
     
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    G33 Frisky! CLM Millennium Member

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    Dying with boots on is OVER rated!!
    :tempted:
     
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    Never was a problem.......Wife just said "that's it, I don't want to do this anymore......

    There is a bad name for forcing anyone.
     
  6. john58

    john58 BHO is a LIAR!

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    Glad your step father is still with you. I can't think of a better way to go, but think about the wife, that could do some real emotional damage to her.
    I want to go peacefully in my sleep.
     
  7. Reissman

    Reissman Millennium Member

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    Is it proven Viagra was the problem? And yes you do sound heartless. Leave the screwing to the younger folks? Not to sound like a jerk but how old are you?
     
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    If you can't have sex...
























    What's the point of living? :dunno: :wavey::supergrin:

    Added the last two smilies so everyone would know this was meant in humor!
     
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  9. Kozel

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    It is not the Viagra that is the problem. It is the old age. Once you are over certain age you should leave all that screwing alone, for your health sake!
     
  10. Davegrave

    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    Does your step father trump every argument with "oh yeah, well I boned your mom?"

    Mine did.:crying:


    Not really. I never had a step dad. Just trying to lighten the mood for ya. :rofl:
     
  11. JasonV

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    Worse ways to go out.

    They gonna make your mom register that weapon? Attempted murder and all.........
     
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    Reissman Millennium Member

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    So you are serious...I am sorry for his health problem but I HIGHLY doubt it was caused by sex. It sounds like he had a health issue and the stress of sex brought it on. Could have been shoveling snow, raking leaves or climbing the stairs. But to make a blanket statement that old people should not have sex?
     
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  13. E-2-E

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    Sex ain't going to kill you, a jealous husband maybe.
     
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    Boots on is HAWT
     
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    What's the sense in living if you can't make love with the one you love?
     
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    I'm 55 and can only do it while lying on my back...because my doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.
     
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    o snap :rofl:
     
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    There seems to be a myth about sex when one gets older. I am 67 and have no problems in man land. I do not want to get too personal but Viagra is not needed here. If you have the right woman (married to the best lady for 48 years) and stay in shape you will have no problem. I do not know how long this will last but I will enjoy it as long as I can. Remember, if you don't use it you will lose it. Good Luck to the rest of you.
     
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    True story:

    My great grandparents were trying to explain how a hole got in their bedroom wall. They weren't doing a good job of convincing my father and uncles as these men would argue a point until doomsday if they thought that they were right.

    Great grandpa (and mind you, this was at a Christmas family gathering with EVERYONE there) sheepishly admitted that he had kicked the hole in the wall....while engaged.....in amorous activities with great grandma.

    He was 90 something and she was in her late 80s.

    Those of us that weren't physically ill at that point were howling with laughter. He turned red as a beet, arose from his glider rocker, and announced to us all .....

    "ALL OF Y'ALL GO S**^W YOURSELVES!"

    At which time I spoke up and asked ....

    "Do we have to kick the wall too?"

    Hilarity ensued. Had he not been hampered by his walker, I am sure he would have beat me to death. People were still laughing thirty minutes later.

    Ahh, family gatherings.....such blissfull memories. :supergrin:
     
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    Reissman Millennium Member

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    Good for you! that's the way it is supposed to be.