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Sergeants Now

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Jul 16, 2003.

  1. scooterbear


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    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    We's Sergeants Now"

    Two old boys from the Delta, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from
    privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
    "But we's privates," protests Jasper.
    "We's sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
    "But we's privates," says Jasper.
    "You blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."
    So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy.
    "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
    So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign. Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
    "Jasper," he says, "what fo' you give me the okay?"
    "Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only the
    privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"
  2. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
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