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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 3, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were
    clear; no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the
    windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.
    The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
    The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
    "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker
    on the windshield."
    The general said, "Drive on!"
    The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have
    orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
    The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on."
    The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new
    at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"