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sentencing for drug conviction

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by potshot, Aug 16, 2003.

  1. potshot

    potshot

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    Two men were convicted of using and selling drugs. As they came before the bench for sentencing, the Judge said," If each of you can convince enough people to quit drugs, I'll let you both off." The men agreed and it was determined they would return in one week for the final decision. At the end of the week they came before the Judge.
    "How did you do?" the Judge asked the first man. He replied, "I convinced 10 people Your Honor" The Judge said "Good enough, you are released, How did you do it?" The man sid "I drew two circles on a piece of paper, one larger than the other. I pointed to the large circle, and said this is your brain before drugs, and this is your brain after drugs" pointing to the smaller circle. The Judge turned to the second man,"How did you do?" The second man said, "I convinced 100 people your Honor" The Judge said, "Very good, charges are dropped. How did you do that?" " I drew the same two circles, one large, one small. I said, pointing to the smaller circle, "This is your azz 'ole before prison........
     
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