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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 18, 2006.

  1. okie

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    hree Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce
    >>and Jed.
    >>Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
    >>
    >>As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should
    >>go and tell
    >>his wife."
    >>
    >>Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do
    >>it."
    >>
    >>Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
    >>
    >>Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
    >>
    >>"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
    >>
    >>"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and
    >>she gave you
    >>beer?"
    >>
    >>Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said
    >>to her,
    >>'You must be Steve's widow'."
    >>
    >>She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
    >>
    >>And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".