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"Senior's Texting Code"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to
    be a need for a STC (Senior's Texting Code).

    If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

    Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can
    understand your texts:

    ATD: At The Doctor'
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CGU: Can't get up
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    PIMP: Pooped in my pants
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

    :supergrin:
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    I understand way too many of these . . . . . . . . .
     

  3. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    ^^THIS^^


    Pup :whistling:

    ROFL... CGU
     
  4. Lone_Wolfe

    Lone_Wolfe Sandbox Refugee CLM

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    I resemble these remarks!

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  5. BikerRN45

    BikerRN45

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    Sadly I am familiar with far too many of those.

    Biker