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Senior Thesis

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. okie

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    A group of senior citizens were exchanging complaints about their ailments.

    "My arm is so weak that I can hardly hold this coffee cup."

    "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad that I can't see to pour my coffee."

    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."

    "My blood pressure pills make my dizzy."

    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."

    "Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive."
     
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