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Senior sex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 1, 2003.

  1. okie

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    An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in
    a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
    remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We
    went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made
    love to you."

    "Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

    "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again andwe
    can do it for old time's sake."

    "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she
    answers.

    There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
    this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
    this...two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an
    eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

    They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
    walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make
    their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, lowers her
    knickers and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as
    she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

    Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman ever
    saw. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes
    on for about forty minutes!

    She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!"

    He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic
    sex imaginable.

    Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
    about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on
    the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put
    their clothes back on.

    The policeman, still watching thinks, "That was truly amazing
    -- he was going like a train! I've GOT to ask him what his secret
    is."

    As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else;
    you must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you
    manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some
    sort of secret?"

    "No, there's no secret," the old man says, "fifty years ago that
    damn fence wasn't electric."