Senior Personal Ads in Florida And Arizona Newspapers

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Senior Personal Ads in Florida And Arizona Newspapers

    Foxy Lady: Sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty,
    80's, slim, 5'4"(used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-
    looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes
    and belt a plus.

    Long-Term Commitment: Recent widow who has just buried
    fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-
    unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a

    Serenity Now: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises,
    the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent
    type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and
    enjoy quiet times.

    Winning Smile: Active grandmother with original teeth
    seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on
    the cob and caramel candy.

    Beatles Or Stones? I still like to rock, still like to
    cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to
    play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a
    groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-
    track tapes.

    Memories: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
    If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's
    put our two heads together.

    Mint Condition: Male, 1927, high mileage, good condition,
    some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea,
    valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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