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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 19, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into.

    She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

    "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

    The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

    A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." he says. "She got in the back seat by mistake."
     
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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