Senior breakfast special

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the " seniors special "was 2 eggs,bacon,hash browns and toast, for $1.99
    Sounds good said my wife. "but I don't want the eggs"
    "Then I will have to charge you $2 and forty nine cents, because you are ordering a la carte"----- the waitress warned her.
    " you mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"My wife says incredulosly. " I'll take the special"
    "How do you want your eggs?"
    " Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the 2 eggs home.

    Don't mess with seniors.