We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the " seniors special "was 2 eggs,bacon,hash browns and toast, for $1.99 Sounds good said my wife. "but I don't want the eggs" "Then I will have to charge you $2 and forty nine cents, because you are ordering a la carte"----- the waitress warned her. " you mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"My wife says incredulosly. " I'll take the special" "How do you want your eggs?" " Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the 2 eggs home. Don't mess with seniors.