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Senility Prayer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Nov 1, 2002.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

    Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

    1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

    3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

    4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

    4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

    5. If all is not lost, where is it?

    6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

    7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

    8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

    9. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.

    10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

    Now I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, 10. Oh hell! Send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen I think.

    Maybe you get your memory back. Even worse, you may get mine.

    Did I already send this to you? ;b