Self inflicted gunshot to the foot.

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  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A custodian at the salt mine where I work shot his self in the foot. Saturday this cat come into work braggin that he had scored a new job, a job he had worked at a couple years ago. Sunday he called the boss and said I quit boss I scored a better job, Monday he goes to this new job and they told him he was on the do not hire list because he had been terminated the last time. He calls our boss back and says "hey boss I'll be comin back, this new job didn't come through". Boss man said "Sorry Charlie you quit and I needed another person right away so I hired another cat Sunday, so your out of luck". I hope this cat learned a lesson, he has a wife and 3 house apes to support. In todays economy you don't just walk away from a freakin job:alex:
     
  2. Brian Lee

    Brian Lee Drop those nuts

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    Sounds like exactly the kind of mistake I would have made about three decades ago.

    The dude (I mean Cat) must feel pretty bad about now.
     

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    23skidoo Deceased

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    Let's hope he doesn't do that again.
     
  4. okie

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    I don't know, this cat has a negative IQ #:shocked::faint:
     
  5. buckhunter3987

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    So can he walk?...:dunno:

    I reckon it wasn't a 1911, it woulda jammed and his foot would be fine.

    :tongueout:
     
  6. okie

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    Had it been a 1911, he would have blown his foot clean off:rofl::rofl:
     
  7. MO Fugga

    MO Fugga Malt Liqra® Lifetime Member

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    Sounds like he should have had two jobs, or something else going on... poor planning on his part. Wife and house apes? I got 3 myself and would never consider something that stupid!
     
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    Like I said this cat this cat has a negative IQ #:supergrin:
     
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    grrr :steamed: :rofl:
     
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    I hate people who refer to other people as "cats".
     
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    Okie is talking about an actual cat. Most of the humans at his job quit, in fear of being accidentaly eaten, after hearing about Okies success with the burger challenge.
    So just move along meow. :supergrin:
     
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    Wow,.......that dude screwed up badly!
     
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    his kids are probably ugly too. some people just can't make good decisions. :)
     
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    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    tadbart duuuuude.

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    ^ must be new around here, lol!

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    Fixed it for ya! :thumbsup: :supergrin:
     
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    restlessgun BO still sucks

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    I guess a cat like you is entitled to your opinion.
     
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    Okie- What the hell was that cat thinking? You dont leave one job until you have fully secured another.

    Stupid!
     
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    I didn't know you worked for the DEA. Condolences to your coworker, the only one professional enough.
     
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