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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 6, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
    His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
    On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.
    On his third visit, the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As
    soon as he was finished bathing, he was to throw open all the windows and stand
    in the draft.
    "But Doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get
    pneumonia."
    "I know," said his physician, "but I can cure pneumonia."
     
  2. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

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    Like the old saying:

    Have a cold, don't worry, it will run it's course in about 7-10 days.

    Or...

    You can take decongestants, cough suppresants and a course of antibiotics and be cured in 7-10 days. :supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin: