Scotch and Water

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  1. WERA49


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    Jul 26, 2003
    Scotch and Water

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    A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
    and orders a Scotch with two drops of

    The bartender gives her the drink, and she
    says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th
    birthday and it's today."

    The bartender says, "Well, since it's your
    birthday,this one is on me."

    As the woman finishes her drink, the woman
    to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

    The woman says, "Thank you, how sweet of
    you. OK then, Bartender, I want a Scotch with
    two drops of water."

    "Coming up," says the bartender.

    As she finishes that drink, the man to her
    left says, "I would like to buy you a drink too."

    The woman says, "Thank you very much, my
    dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch with
    two drops of water."

    "Coming right up," the bartender says.

    As he gives her the drink this time, he
    says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
    Why the Scotch with only two drops of

    The old woman giggles and replies,
    "Sonny, when you're my age, you've
    learned how to hold your liquor.

    Water, however, is a whole other issue!"